Sex is for pussies

I hate sex.

Yersterday I was in cinema watching this groundbreaking retro flick with van Damme. I mean it was cool, he killed like 20 people and stuff... But then there was this lame shitmaid and I was like "C'mon, Jean, punch her ugly face, break her bones with metal stick.."

But instead of doing stuff REAL man would do that dumbass took the hack in bed and then I had to watch disgusting sex scene FOR 5 MINUTES!!! It sucked some serious grizzly! I spent my money on ticket so I could watch van Damme beating crap out of people, not making out. That's not a movie for REAL men.

I hate love scenes. They're so useless somebody should punch directors in their fat stomachs. Love scenes are for horny teenagers which I'm not!

F**k sex! MAKE WAR NOT LOVE!

I don't speak English well and I'm proud of it!

You know these stupid morons everythere on boards an' forums which go whining like "Oh look you spelled that and this wrong, you can't speak English you suck..."

Now here is information for you! YOU SUCK!

I'm from Europe, my native language is not English and I only use English to tell you, asshole, that you suck at life! Stop crying about my usage of English, you're pissing people off! They have right to post whatever they want and that's not your business to teach them.

Futhermore, not only these crapmen suck grizzly or two, they show the world what idiots they are! I mean yeah if you don't understand what I'm speaking about or you have no proper arguments then the only pathetic way you have is to bash my spelling.

Go GET A LIFE! Kill yourself or something...  

Ties suck some grizzly!

Ties suck. Period. Nobody needs them. Do you want some random crap of cloth hanging from your neck? Negative, sir! It's stupid, useless and looks arcane.

But that's not the end of story! Listen! I wouldn't waste my time bashing ties, if they were allowed somewhere in asylum where some crazy morons would use them as a sheer entertainment for their disgusting minds. But NO HELL! Some assholed propoganda tries to persuade me that wearing a tie makes you look cool and intelligent. You know these movies where a lot of scientists, businessmen and senators wear these stupid things like "look I'm so mean, I have tie around my neck and I have lots of $ because of that so comeon doit, buyit..."

NO WAY! 

(This is good example how propogandists photoshop ties on famous people neck so you would waste your bucks.)

NO man, I repeat NO FREAKING MAN IN HIS FULL MIND would waste his money just for buying shit and then lookin like complete moron. F**K that!

F**K ties!